seinemajestat:

golly bruce do you mean me??

is it me bruce

is it me

is it

I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from this abyss. I see the lives for which I lay down my life, peaceful, useful, prosperous and happy. I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.

cornflakepizza:

jason’s wavycurly little head

 #cutest bedhead #:’) also his hair in gotham summer heat lol

jason’s wavycurly little head

noxi:

hootaloo:

diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website 

edit: they are apparently called Double Bred Composite Charolais (fancy ass cows)

HOOT BAIT

THEY DONT look real at all D:

omgg

Jason [4:00 pm]: im touchin myself B

Bruce [4:01 pm]: I’m in a meeting Jason.

Jason [4:01 pm]: hand under pants over underware

Bruce [4:03 pm] Jason not now.

Jason [4:05 pm]: [IMG message]

Jason [4:05 pm]: thinkin of u B

Jason [4:11 pm]: take a pic of ur hand

Bruce [4:14 pm]: Y

Jason [4:14 pm] so i can look at it while i jerk it

Bruce [4:16 pm]: [IMG message]

Jason [4:24 pm]: i came inmy pants

Bruce [4:25 pm]: Don’t make too much laundry for Alfred

Jason [4:25 pm]: sry

snackage:

In which Robin is self conscious and Batman is never satisfied.

This was funnier in my head.

mommaursa replied to your post: mommaursa replied to your post: i need to develop…

awe i’m sorry D: I only suggested it cus when i need to cope with being lonely, i just chat with people until i feel loved. |D i’m such a sap whoops

Oh gosh, see, I have been doing that but it’s seriously like every. single. night. that I end up reaching out for attention and it’s so grating on everyone who follows my blog and also not really helpful for me because i still seem to get all lonely and awful every single day despite being loved on the night before. 

Sigh.

It’s not even that I’m like, worried that everyone h8s me or anything (although I sometimes am) but I honestly think it’s just that I’m so BORED that it’s turning into me needing attention to keep myself occupied haha. 

Solution: get a new hobby other than reclining while being loved on by everyone else~~~~

xyriath replied to your post: i need to develop coping skills for being alone…

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR TALKINGS. *Curls up around you* I do like the writing out dirty texts idea too though.

<3

mommaursa replied to your post: i need to develop coping skills for being alone…

i’ll talk to you when you’re alone. AND THAT SOUNDS REALLY CREEPY BUT I DON’T MEAN IT IN A CREEPY WAY /flies into the sun/

no no no but i’m alone all day every day and it gets unbearable at random times (usually in the evening) so it’s not possible unless you want to move in with me permanently but

/flies into the sun with you/

ruein replied to your post: i need to develop coping skills for being alone…

I will hug the crap out of you Cor if I ever meet you. Then I will feel bad for not warning you about the hugs. Then we talk about stuff and how we will be married to our cats forever.

hug hug hug, also maybe we could have a little tea party with our feline dates

seinemajestat replied to your post: i need to develop coping skills for being alone…

write out dirty texts between bruce and jason while bruce is away on a business trip.

actually this is… really good. okay i’m going to try this out and if it’s successful i’m adding it to a new list of coping strategies

i need to develop coping skills for being alone other than furtively making and deleting text posts