ollieollou:

This is going to be my go-to post to collect ‘Oh. I guess that person was quite literal when they said Jason made *A* appearance… or two.’ appearances.

Updated as often as I come across them?

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getoutoftherecat:

less of a “get out of there” and more of a “get off of her” moment.

peashooters-personal:

Its a baby skunk!

22750 14 hours ago via / source

Dick and Damian, Son of Batman

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

68067 15 hours ago via / source

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SO YOU THINK HE’S CHEATING ON YOU?

NO, IT’S NOT THAT. I THINK HE’S UNSATISFIED IN THE RELATIONSHIP SO HE’S PUTTING HIMSELF IN SITUATIONS WHERE THAT SORT OF THING COULD HAPPEN. JUST KIND OF TESTING THE WATERS, YOU KNOW? I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF IT’S A CONSCIOUS MANEUVER. HE MIGHT HAVE CONVINCED HIMSELF IT’S ALL HARMLESS, FRIENDLY SOCIAL INTERACTION. IT’S NOT CHEATING BECAUSE HE DOESN’T INTEND TO CHEAT, BUT THAT’S STILL WHERE IT’S ALL HEADED, YOU UNDERSTAND?

I GUESS SO, YEAH.

IF I TRY TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT IT HE’LL USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO MAYBE CROSS THE LINE, RIGHT? OR TO END THE RELATIONSHIP. HE’LL SAY I’M BEING JEALOUS, OR CONTROLLING, BUT I’VE TRIED TO BE MORE LOVING AND ATTENTIVE AND IT DOESN’T WORK. HE’S DISENGAGED, EMOTIONALLY, AND IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THINGS GO SOUTH. MY WINGS ARE TIED ON THIS ONE. I DON’T HAVE ANY VIABLE OPTIONS, BUT I DON’T WANT TO LOSE HIM, SO …

SO YOU WANT ME TO EAT THE GIRLS HE WORKS WITH.

YES. IF I DO ANYTHING IT WILL JUST TURN INTO ANOTHER FIGHT, WHICH I’M TRYING TO AVOID. IF THEY DON’T SHOW UP ON MONDAY … WELL, SHIT HAPPENS, RIGHT? AND MAYBE IT BUYS ME ENOUGH TIME TO REMIND HIM WE’RE IN LOVE.

YOU’RE GOING TO OWE ME BIG TIME. YOU KNOW THAT.

I KNOW, ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU, CHRISTINE. I MEAN IT. YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND.

17617 15 hours ago via / source
thegoddesswater: (Ridiculous) Headcanon: Sometimes when Bruce gets really frustrated and yells at his sons he accidentally mixes up all their names (middle and last included) until no one is sure who he means to address anymore. And then by the time he's got the full name right he can't actually remember exactly what he was going to yell about. Dick was particularly baffled the time Bruce tried to call him "Jason Damian Thomas Drake."

thegoddesswater:

khazadspoon:

One time he called Steph Alfred and she just burst out laughing so hard her face went nearly purple. 

i love it

Sometimes when he really just can’t get it, he gives up and points and just says “YOU” in the Batman voice as ominously as possible because he knows that he’s pretty much lost his authority on the matter at that point, but he likes to try anyway.

One time he got Tim’s full name completely right on the first try, hyphenated last name and all.
It was too bad he was addressing Damian. Damian had never been so insulted in his life.

Steph maintains that the calling-her-Alfred slip-up was the best one ever.

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batsori:

Which one is your favorite? ^0^

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