shevathegun: okay so thank u so so soso much for the link to all your ra's/tim because it's all 100% amazing and i think the drabble where tim has the upper hand just changed my life honestly i um if youre still taking prompts maybe an expansion on that?? sigh honestly im just imagining a universe where tim never joined up with bruce and so when his parents died he just sort of became a vigilante on his own and now wayne ent and drake industries compete over gotham and ra's needs tim's help to beat batman...

wisiaden:

Uh, thanks. Wow…that drabble — it’s so old. 2012. Well, let’s see if I can capture that mood again.

And link for those who need a refresher like I did. XD

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discowing:

I’ve been dying my own hair for years, and I still mess up so when you look closely, you can see where it didn’t take, even these days when I’m dying it pretty much exactly the same as my real hair, only with kind of a different shine to it.

So that one strand I noticed today got me thinking, when Jason pre-Crisis Todd dyed his in that one issue, it must have been a disaster:

  • presumably it was his first time doing it
  • black dye is nothing like actual black hair, it’s often basically #000000 and looks awfully fake
  • especially going blonde to black and doing it yourself, dear god
  • it must have been a terrible, streaky mess
  • poor boy

fingerstriper:

i’ve never seen any nsfw jaime reyes stuff but i can only hope that people are including the scarab in all of his sexual encounters. i mean.

he’s on the receiving end of hickeys??? “JAIME REYES, TEETH ARE BEING BARED DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA. PROCEED WITH CAUTION; PROTECT THE JUGULAR AND PULSE POINTS. RECOMMENDED COURSE OF ACTION: IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.”

his partner takes off their clothes??? “JAIME REYES, THE ADVERSARY HAS SHED OUTER PROTECTION AND IS NOW RENDERED AT LEAST 16% MORE VULNERABLE. UPDATING WEAK POINTS.” 

jaime tries to dirty talk??? “JAIME REYES, THE CURRENT METHOD OF SEXUAL STIMULATION IS DEEMED UNWISE. STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, THE MAJORITY OF HUMANS ARE UNLIKELY TO REACH CLIMAX BY BEING SPOKEN AT, REGARDLESS OF VOCAL HUSKINESS.”

jaime’s scarab for world’s worst wingman 2k14

apolojizzing:

when you hear the ice cream truck coming

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pancakedelnord:

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mycatwasrightaboutyou:

my cat is frightening. unflatteringcatselfies

jimeatscake:

someone pls teach me to be better at colours and background

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fuckyeahfelines:

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