i don’t know ahaha
i don’t know ahaha
i am broken goodbye brain short-circuiting now
The Year In New 52: Predictions for the future
Get ready for the new earth-shattering crossover event starting 2 days after the last earth-shattering crossover event, where Batman is forced to team up with the Justice League, the Teen Titans, and Super Mario to fight earth’s most dangerous foes yet, Ronald McDonald and his partner the Hamburglar, who in a shocking twist will be revealed to be Earth-71 Selina Kyle.
Watch in shock as Ronald McDonald kills Batman’s last remaining ex-intern Tim Drake by folding him up in a pizza and eating him.
ALL titles will be cancelled, then re-launched with Batman as the main character. If Batman is not in a panel, all the other characters will ask “Where is Batman”.
Also there will be more random romance ‘cause our weird chick readers are into that. Marvel and swoon as Aquaman and Dr Leslie Thompkins finally tie the knot ‘cause we threw a dart.
Dick Grayson will fall down a flight of stairs, knock out his two front teeth. His pants will fall down. Slide whistle, followed by a sad trombone.
Um eXCUSE me, “tie the knot”? Do you WANT readers to instantly and completely lose interest in the wonderful world of DC Comics? I think you mean Aquaman and Dr. Leslie Thompins have a SEXY passionate SEXUAL affair that involves a lot of SEX in weird PLACES like underwater SEX until one of them (guess which one) is fridged by a jealous harpy like Mera or a shrew like Lois. Geez, learn to comics. :/
Boyfriend. The word you’re looking for is boyfriend.
clark would have a togekiss in pokemon au it is FACT
Somewhere in the wilderness of Northern Finland a male bear and female wolf strikes up an unlikely friendship, each evening after a hard-day’s hunting this pair could be seen sharing dinner together while enjoying the sunset. Between the hours of 8pm and 4am they would stay in each other’s company.(photo: Lassi Rautiainen)
[Batman/Superman v1 Annual 1]